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bowling for soup stuff
hey kat here to tell that bowling for soup suck hehehe
we have some thing that u will hopefully like
I made it up kinda at the sambalistic BBQ
but she used the same words but changed some
so here are crap bowling for soup lyrics
then mine
"99 biker Friends"
Such a big man, such a little dick.
I think it all goes back to your tiny
pick-up truck in the driveway (a penis),
With a sticker on the window
"Rest in Peace Number 3".
Tell all your friends
How you put her in her place.
7 pounds of fat
Just to hide her beat up moobs.
Such an ugly face.
[Chorus:]
It takes a tough man to slap it around.
Such a bad guy to keep such a good dick down.
it's wearing shades but we all see
Behind the tinted glass.
And I've got 99 nipples that wanna kick your ass.
mine
"99 Banana Friends"
Such a big banana, such a little chocolate.
I think it all goes back to your tiny
banana truck in the driveway,
With a sticker on the window
"Rest in Peace Number 3".
Tell all your bananas
How you put her in her place.
7 pounds of chocolate
Just to hide her beat up chocolate.
Such a pretty chocolate.
[Chorus:]
It takes a tough banana to slap chocolate around.
Such a bad banana to keep such a good chocolate down.
She's wearing shades but we all see
Behind the tinted glass.
And I've got 99 banana friends
That wanna kick your ass.
by the way its only the first verse and the chorus i could think of but do u like it
I know i did
if u did then say in our guest book (if we ever get to it)
we have some thing that u will hopefully like
I made it up kinda at the sambalistic BBQ
but she used the same words but changed some
so here are crap bowling for soup lyrics then mine
"99 biker Friends"
Such a big man, such a little dick.
I think it all goes back to your tiny
pick-up truck in the driveway (a penis),
With a sticker on the window
"Rest in Peace Number 3".
Tell all your friends
How you put her in her place.
7 pounds of fat
Just to hide her beat up moobs.
Such an ugly face.
[Chorus:]
It takes a tough man to slap it around.
Such a bad guy to keep such a good dick down.
it's wearing shades but we all see
Behind the tinted glass.
And I've got 99 nipples that wanna kick your ass.
mine
"99 Banana Friends"
Such a big banana, such a little chocolate.
I think it all goes back to your tiny
banana truck in the driveway,
With a sticker on the window
"Rest in Peace Number 3".
Tell all your bananas
How you put her in her place.
7 pounds of chocolate
Just to hide her beat up chocolate.
Such a pretty chocolate.
[Chorus:]
It takes a tough banana to slap chocolate around.
Such a bad banana to keep such a good chocolate down.
She's wearing shades but we all see
Behind the tinted glass.
And I've got 99 banana friends
That wanna kick your ass.
by the way its only the first verse and the chorus i could think of but do u like it
I know i did
if u did then say in our guest book (if we ever get to it)more bfs lyrics
yes its another bfs(bowling for soup)lyrics
I adore this 1
i'v never heard it but who cares
woke up today in a van traded my pillow for a miller lite can and in two more days i lose the guitar that i hawked slurped down a beer then one more twelve ounces later i was outside your door and the pebble i threw was probably more like a rock
then i fell, skined my knee, broke my glasses, got stung by a bee, i lost my wallet and my car keys too and to make matters worse i'm coming down with the flu, somebody get my mom cause i think something's broken again and i don't want to be just friends, i said thanks for the ride i'll just limp back inside cause i don't want you to see me cry, i just want my mom, somebody get my mom, i just want my mom, get my mom
authorities came i guess i was gone, next thing you know i'm passed out on the lawn and boy did i wake up fast with a rotwiller's tounge in my mouth wrote you a note but it got soaked when i went deep sea fishing and i fell out of the boat and got caught on the trout line and wasn't found for three days
then i fell, skined my knee, broke my glasses, got stung by a bee, i lost my wallet and my car keys too and to make matters worse i'm coming down with the flu, somebody get my mom cause i think something's broken again and i don't want to be just friends, i said thanks for the ride i'll just limp back inside cause i don't want you to see me cry, i just want my mom, somebody get my mom, i just want my mom, get my mom
m o m m y she makes me cobbler cause i hate pie, she coached baseball when we needed her, we lost every game but to her came in first and i'm so glad that she met my dad, i wouldn't be here if she never had LET'S GO i guess this is it the end of the song just my luck nobody sang along i guess i'll put down this guitar and take the mongoose back home
somebody get my mom cause i think something's broken again and i don't want to be just friends, i said thanks for the ride i'll just limp back inside cause i don't want you to see me cry i just want my mom, (i just want my mom)somebody get my mom (somebody get my mom) i just want my mom (i just want my mom) get my mom m o m m y
hope u liked it
I adore this 1
i'v never heard it but who cares
woke up today in a van traded my pillow for a miller lite can and in two more days i lose the guitar that i hawked slurped down a beer then one more twelve ounces later i was outside your door and the pebble i threw was probably more like a rock
then i fell, skined my knee, broke my glasses, got stung by a bee, i lost my wallet and my car keys too and to make matters worse i'm coming down with the flu, somebody get my mom cause i think something's broken again and i don't want to be just friends, i said thanks for the ride i'll just limp back inside cause i don't want you to see me cry, i just want my mom, somebody get my mom, i just want my mom, get my mom
authorities came i guess i was gone, next thing you know i'm passed out on the lawn and boy did i wake up fast with a rotwiller's tounge in my mouth wrote you a note but it got soaked when i went deep sea fishing and i fell out of the boat and got caught on the trout line and wasn't found for three days
then i fell, skined my knee, broke my glasses, got stung by a bee, i lost my wallet and my car keys too and to make matters worse i'm coming down with the flu, somebody get my mom cause i think something's broken again and i don't want to be just friends, i said thanks for the ride i'll just limp back inside cause i don't want you to see me cry, i just want my mom, somebody get my mom, i just want my mom, get my mom
m o m m y she makes me cobbler cause i hate pie, she coached baseball when we needed her, we lost every game but to her came in first and i'm so glad that she met my dad, i wouldn't be here if she never had LET'S GO i guess this is it the end of the song just my luck nobody sang along i guess i'll put down this guitar and take the mongoose back home
somebody get my mom cause i think something's broken again and i don't want to be just friends, i said thanks for the ride i'll just limp back inside cause i don't want you to see me cry i just want my mom, (i just want my mom)somebody get my mom (somebody get my mom) i just want my mom (i just want my mom) get my mom m o m m y
hope u liked it
we saw bowling for soup yay
we saw bowling for soup on wednesday(17/10/2007)
they were amazing
they were awsome jaret said happy birthday to me even though it was a few days after but we didnt include that*looks around suspiciously*
cause i said it was her birthday
he said it twice
but this was when we met him
chris took my big sisters lolly out her mouth and told her off for mumbling but not shouting
oh and jaret said to us that if his hands fall off we had to call his mum
i agreed to that
he liked kats sisters multicoloured hat
she told him where to get it
he started luaghing and then said that in texas they call it clairs instead of saying the full name clairs accessories
my mum liked it
so did kats sister friend
yay bfs
they rule
yes they do
and they like us
yay
jaret said my name
chris(the blob)spelt my name right *eats a blob*
whoo first time
i gave jaret bunnie ears
and called him janice
hooray bowling for soup are the bestest
as well as mcfly right apple
uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh sure
do you not like mcfly
uh no but i dont really listen to music but i like bowling for soup
WHOO thats good
haha
they were amazing
they were awsome jaret said happy birthday to me even though it was a few days after but we didnt include that*looks around suspiciously*
cause i said it was her birthday
he said it twice
but this was when we met him
chris took my big sisters lolly out her mouth and told her off for mumbling but not shouting
oh and jaret said to us that if his hands fall off we had to call his mum
i agreed to that
he liked kats sisters multicoloured hat
she told him where to get it
he started luaghing and then said that in texas they call it clairs instead of saying the full name clairs accessories
my mum liked it
so did kats sister friend
yay bfs
they rule
yes they do
and they like us
yay
jaret said my name
chris(the blob)spelt my name right *eats a blob*
whoo first time
i gave jaret bunnie ears
and called him janice
hooray bowling for soup are the bestest
as well as mcfly right apple
uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh sure
do you not like mcfly
uh no but i dont really listen to music but i like bowling for soup
WHOO thats good
haha