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lol hilarious

this is the most random thing u have ever seen or heard or read
bet u expected that on a random site
....i dont give up
what did i do now
its a nipple!!
more detail i dont get what are u ment to be saying
there supposed to expect big hairy nipples!

i knew that i was just...um...(says really fast)pretending for the moobs *looks round suspisously*
oh ok then
anyway can we say the most dirty thing now
take it away coz i cant remember
ok but 1 problem
what????
i thought u lost ur penis
but u should know it coz i wouldnt stop looking at it
i do its the pictures im worried about
oh well tell u what ill go look for it
ok c ya
bbbyyyeee *walks out room*
ok the most random thing is...
*walks back in*
you were supposed to be out looking for the map
i know but look my moobs are HUGE!
*looks out*ooh i see well as soon as he's blown over u can go out afterwards
*wierd scream in background as he is lifted up into air by very strong fart winds*
look at him gooooo
ok you can go now hes gone
oh but i need to pee
why ?

coz i also noticed it was in your pocket all this time
yeah .....do u mean the wee?
let me see that*takes paper*its just got pictures of lewis on it
yeah

oh great now time is up ok....i fancy lewis...and arran
i always knew that

i know but its part of a lost prophets song

APPLE BOTTOM JEANS (JEANS) BOOTS WITH THE FUR......SHE ITS THE FLOOR NEXT THING U NO I GOT LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW WITH ARRAN.

so are you ready to hear the most randomest thing u have ever seen
i sure am coz iv totally forgotten
its about u and what happens at schoool
u cant tell ppl that that would give them nightmares
i was joking it woud never be about you dont worry
phew i hear its about u though
-phone rings-oh hold on
who is it
it is a piece of cheese calling

no cheese is harmed in the making of this website...or is it??
lol
random
cheese is not harmed
good times
can u pass the cheese
sure
uh guys the most randomest thing what is it
ah yes it is...take it away kat
their was never 1 it was just fun to do all this
lol yeah that was fun going through all this 4 nuthin
hahaha
hi whats up girls
-whispers-uh oh
hi
-runz for it-
why did she run
dunno
has she ever seen a giant talking plum before
no she hasnt i have though they're funky
-cumz back with an axe-die die die
aaaaaah -jumps out window and runz for it-
hahaha look at the plum go

-runs through the door-HIDE ME HIDE ME HIDE ME
-walks in after wards- he isnt gonna find you here kat you lost him when you ran
but he could still find me
come on just act like you fancy him to then he will back off
eeeew gross im not doin that
just coz lewis decided to do a flirty pose thing on your table
i think he went to far there but if he really did hav a girlywhirly friend then he would of stopped annoying me by now
that is true but still its so funy to see you like this hahahahahahaha
exuse me you do relise that this is on the site so your mean waaaa
im sooorry waaaaaaa
hehehe
haha
ok bye pplz and remember dont trust ppl smaller than you hehe
espiecally ones that are trying to be flirty and annoying
trust kat she knows
so does apple but not as bad as what i get
hehe
anywayz bye